Monday, August 7, 2023

Proper Disposal, fiction by Margaret Karmazin

The inspector uncovered the old septic tank, something the new owner wanted done. Apparently, this new guy understood the need for an up to code system, something the old timers around the lake had rarely understood and had often used buried barrels with sewage leading to nowhere, probably directly into the lake.

“Likely no leach field,” muttered the inspector. “Even if there is one, which I highly doubt; knowing these old lake lots, it wouldn’t be a hundred feet from the lake so wouldn’t be usable anyway. You’ll have to convert this thing to a holding tank. But let’s see what’s in it.”

He pried up the lids and was suddenly silent.

“What’s the matter?” said the new owner.

“Uh….take a look yourself, Mr. Kelly.”

What Mr. Kelly saw was the remains of a body. A most unappealing sight.

The inspector dug out his phone to call the police.

“I-I think it’s a woman,” Kelly said. “The shoes.”


***


Some four years earlier, Rich Rizzo, called up his friend Peter Kozak and said, “I’m selling the cottage.”

Shocked after all the work Rich had put into constructing it and knowing how much the man loved his weekends at the lake, Peter said, “What? Why?”

“San Palmians are moving in next door.”

“What’s wrong with San Palmians?” Peter asked. “We went there on vacation a couple of years ago and the people were great.”

“Pete, you know I own apartment buildings in Newark. I know what I’m talking about. For some reason, our area has had an influx of them the past few years. They have constant barbecues going in the parking lots and play loud music all day and night long, bothering the other tenants – sick old people, mothers with babies, they don’t care. Believe me, they’ll do the same thing here. There goes my peaceful cove and fishing!”

When Peter told his wife what Rich had said, Liz replied, “He’s such a bigot! Good riddance if he wants to move, who cares?”

Then “the San Palmians” moved in and started to work on the place.

“What are they doing?” asked Liz.

Peter, who rode around the lake road daily, kept an expert eye on things. Retired now, he had been a commercial plumbing contractor in New Jersey before moving to Pennsylvania. He had built their own home and loved the peace of living on Fisher Lake.

“His name is Fabio Braga,” he said. “Apparently, he’s turning that little cottage into a three-story affair with five bathrooms, a bunch of bedrooms and two full decks.”

“Whoa,” said Liz. “How many people are in his family?”

“I think he has brothers,” Peter said. “Maybe they’re all planning to come up at the same time, who knows?”

It turned out that Fabio Braga was building an Air BnB. And soon extended families and church groups were renting the place for weeks or long weekends.

“Oh my god, that horrible music!” exclaimed Liz. “It’s so loud and clangy and blares from ten in the morning to ten at night! If only they’d play something I like - soul or blues or oldies, whatever. I don’t think I’ve ever heard such annoying stuff!”

“I guess it’s San Palmian.”

“Well, I looked up San Palmian music on Youtube and it’s actually pretty nice. That crap they’re playing must be from the bottom of the San Palmian barrel! So rude of them to assume we all want to listen to that racket! I hate to say it but Rich knew what he was talking about.”

That wasn’t all the San Palmian’s were doing. They broke every rule in the book on how to get along with neighbors around a lake.

“Well,” said Peter to his next-door neighbor, “What happened to a peaceful summer night with the dark starry sky overhead? I like to sit outside and watch it – you see falling stars and what all. But how can we do that now with all their blazing lights on all the time? Looks like a freakin’ cruise ship over there!”

“Not to mention,” said the neighbor, “that they feel they have to set off firecrackers every Saturday night. I have fibromyalgia; I need my sleep. Aren’t there any laws to prevent this?”

An additional problem was that the new Airbnb had an extremely inadequate septic system. The former owners had had no real understanding of its faults and believed that just upgrading the septic tank solved the problem. They did that, but then all they had was a fancier septic tank without a leach field and with a pipe leading into the regular ground facing the lake.

“Two Airbnbs now,” one member said with exasperation at the next lake association meeting. Right next to each other, though I can’t imagine how the Johnsons who bought Rich’s house are doing being right next to that Fabio circus. His site on Airbnb describes it as a peaceful cove for a quiet weekend, but wow.”

“I don’t hear any noise from the Braga place,” said Wendy Miller who lived on the Braga side of the lake several houses down.

“Nothing?” said Liz. “Seriously? It sounds like a full volume band that never rests. Twelve hours at a time!”

“Don’t hear it,” persisted Wendy.

“I don’t either,” said her neighbor, with an insinuating tone, implying that Liz was making the whole thing up.

Peter stepped in. “I think the problem is that the sound travels directly across the lake. You people have trees between you and Braga’s that muffle the sound.” He didn’t like the smug expression on Wendy’s face.

“Well, we don’t have a problem,” insisted her neighbor.

“I think we could mention it to him,” Wendy said. “I am sure if he knew he was bothering people, he’d turn it off!”

“Somehow I don’t think he will,” said Liz, “but if you think so, we’ll talk to him. Then we’ll see if you’re right.”

Like most of the lake association members, Fabio Braga did not attend the monthly Saturday meetings. For one thing, the times he himself as opposed to his renters appeared at the lake were usually during the week, during which he continued to upgrade the property, now having filled up most of the small lot with the building and driveway which could hold six cars closely packed in. The offending septic tank was buried in the small space between his house and what was once Rich’s place. It was only a short distance from the well there, which was against state regulations.

Peter, association secretary, went to talk to Fabio the following week. “Sorry to bother you,” he said to the man who was covering what was left of the ground with fake grass carpeting. “Some, of the residents here were disturbed by that loud music the last renting group played all the time. A lot of us who’ve lived here for years enjoy the quiet of nature. You know, bird sounds, fish slapping in the water, the quiet tick-tick of someone reeling in a fish. Also, some of us are old or get up to go to work early and need our sleep.”

Fabio, who seemed friendly, said, “It won’t happen again. And they weren’t renting; they’re my friends.”

The two shared a few more words and Peter left to report to Liz.

“We’ll see,” she said, being of a skeptical nature. “And I seriously doubt that those weren’t renters. Otherwise, why does he advertise on Airbnb where it shows the calendar with the dates people are there grayed out?”

The skeptic proved to be right. It wasn’t long before another group almost as large were at Fabio’s house for a week and they played the same clamorous music morning till night. Little kids darted about on tiny motor bikes, scaring the hell out of drivers on the lake road. Fire crackers boomed in the night, kids screamed in the water, drunken men yelled at the top of their lungs.

Peter’s friend Manny quickly crossed the lake on his fishing raft and asked one of the people there if they were renters and the person said that they were.

A lake association board meeting that would evolve into a yelling match was quickly held after Liz sent out a sarcastic group email suggesting that if people are going to force their music down everyone else’s throats, could they please make it soul or blues?

“Why don’t we just give Fabio the courtesy of asking him to lower the music instead of going behind his back?” said Wendy, all huffed up and madly typing into her phone. She was tall and blonde, wearing false eyelashes and a crisp white blouse tucked into chino pants, though being probably fifty pounds overweight, she would be better suited to stretch slacks and a slimming tunic.

“He has already been asked and he ignored it,” said Liz.

Manny repeated this.

Tempers rose. Wendy scowled and worked at her phone.

“Peter and I are going to test the lake water near his home for e coli,” announced Manny. “If the lake association doesn’t want to pay for it, we’ll pay ourselves.”

“And,” added Peter, “while I enjoy swimming in the lake very much, I’m not doing it anymore until we get the results back. Not interested in getting ‘monsters inside me’ or skin eating bacteria.”

Wendy worked herself up into a red-faced snit. “You people are horrible! Fabio is a nice person! He doesn’t deserve this kind of treatment!”

“Yeah?” said Manny. “If he’s so nice, why is he renting to crowds of people with a septic system designed for two and probably polluting the lake? How come he lies and says all those people aren’t renters?”

Wendy huffed out of the meeting while yelling something unintelligible and pointing at Peter and Manny.

“Does she never shut up?” Manny asked. “No wonder her husband never says a word.”

Peter, who continued his almost nightly drive around the lake, reported to Liz, “Wendy was at Fabio’s and the two of them deep in conversation. They were standing a foot apart and she had her hand on his arm.”

“Ah ha!” said Liz. “I suspected as much.”

“Why on earth did you suspect whatever you’re suspecting?”

“Just a hunch,” Liz said.

“She’s married.”

“To someone who never opens his mouth.”

Manny stopped by. “What the living crap?” he shouted. “That devil-woman called up the county regulations office and told them this whole thing was taken care of! Nothing more to worry about, she claimed. After all my running around government offices and figuring out where to report septic system abuses! I swear….now I have to do all that over again!”

“Devil Woman is a perfect description,” said Liz. “I’m imagining her right now upside down inside a septic tank. I mean since she thinks she knows more about them than you and Peter.”

“Good idea,” said Manny. “She’d look much better in that position than standing up with her mouth flapping!”

All of this (or most of it) would become known to the police after the unthinkable happened. They would hear it told by the main involved characters around Fisher Lake and those that weren’t directly involved but just enjoyed gossip. Except of course, the dead woman. No one would hear her version of things.

***


The two detectives arrived from Montbleu within the hour of the inspector’s and Mr. Kelly’s discovery.

“You’re lucky we were in the area,” said Lieutenant Char Perez. “The Sergeant here was just getting a root canal and I thought it best to drive him.”

Sergeant Booker, tall, black and resembling a movie star, had a numb mouth and slightly drooping lip.

“Feeling all right, Booker?” Char snapped and he mumbled in reply.

“Okay,” she said, looking down the hole, “the medical examiner is just behind us. She’ll get the vic out and off to her lair to perform an autopsy. I doubt there are identifying material on her but on the way, we found out who’s been missing around here for the past almost four years.”

“Yeah?” said the inspector. Mr. Kelly stood silently by.

She consulted her phone. “Wendy Miller. Or to be precise, Wendy Clattery Jamison Miller. Maiden name, former married name, etc. She lived at 79 Fisher Lake Drive. with her father, now deceased and husband, Kevin Miller. He has since sold the house and moved to Pittston. We have his number.”

Mr. Kelly looked more alarmed than he did a minute ago. “She went missing?”

Booker tried to talk but clearly his mouth wasn’t ready yet. Char shushed him.

“She up and disappeared on a Friday evening. Her husband was in Texas being trained for a position with the gas company here. He’s now living in the attached house next door to his mother. Anyway, there were several witnesses that he was in Texas at the time of his wife’s disappearance.”

“What about calls?” asked the inspector. “Weren’t they in touch by phone? If not, wouldn’t the husband be worried?”

“Apparently, they’d been arguing off and on and weren’t exactly speaking. He’d said things had been rocky lately. All this is public knowledge. It was in the papers back then.”

“I wouldn’t have seen it,” said Kelly. “We live in Trenton, New Jersey right now. We were hoping to retire here but now I’m having serious doubts about this septic system, not to mention rotting human bodies in it.”

“Can’t say I blame you,” said Char. “I’m curious about this system. Is this a holding or septic tank? My dad once explained all that stuff to me. With a septic tank, you gotta have a leach field, right?”

“The seller didn’t say anything about it,” said Kelly.

“So, you bought a place out in the country on a lake and never knew what kind of waste disposal system it has?”

“I just assumed-“

Char thought she heard Booker snort, but was afraid to look at him.

“Okay, who was the owner before?”

Kelly was sheepish now. Dulce Braga. She lives in New Jersey.”

“I’ll need her contact information, Mr. Kelly.”

A white van pulled up and out piled the CSI team, led by Char’s former nemesis, Robin Sloan. Lately though, Char had softened towards her since the medical examiner had lost her politician husband to Covid. The woman, usually meticulously dressed, now looked a bit disheveled. “Septic tank, huh,” she said. “Delightful.”

“Maybe they should pay you more,” Char joked.

Booker said nothing. Char knew he was feeling frustrated. His cheek was swollen a bit.

The crew raised the body out and laid it on plastic, then erected their tent around it.

Char and Booker sat in their car while Char ate a peanut butter sandwich and Booker looked miserable.

“You can drink, right?” said Char. She handed him a water bottle, which he tried to consume but a trickle ran down his chin and onto his immaculate cornflower blue shirt. Char refrained from chuckling.

After a half hour or so, Robin signaled for them. “I’m going to go out on a limb and say she was strangled. Almost breaking her neck. But so much has decomposed, I can’t be certain. She was blonde; there was still some hair. Sixty-eight inches tall. Dental records will enlighten us. Her teeth look good; she took care of them. Guessing in her forties by the looks of them. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can be more definite.”

Char thanked her and looked up Dulce Braga in Jersey City. “Well, whaddya know? She popped right up.” She pressed in the number, identified herself and described what was going on.

“I haven’t been there for almost three years,” the woman said.

“You and your husband owned it together?”

Silence.

“Might as well tell me all you know. All I have to do is visit the courthouse.”

“Yes, Fabio. He is my husband - was, I mean.” The woman had a thick Hispanic accent.

“You’re divorced?”

“Yeah, finally. He left me back then, was in lust or something with that woman.” She said “woman” as if spitting the word across the room. Then for ages we couldn’t sell the damn place since I didn’t know where he was.”

“And now you do?”

“For a while, long enough for him to sign the place over and then he disappeared again. I think he went back to San Palma. I haven’t heard from him and don’t want to.”

“You bought him out?”

Dulce hesitated. “Well…we’d hardly paid off anything. There was a mortgage. There wasn’t much to sign over.”

“He maybe felt it owed it to you? After being in love with someone else?”

“Maybe,” Dulce said, so quietly that Char almost couldn’t hear her.

“Who was the woman?”

Dulce came back to life. “Wendy Miller, that evil bitch who worked on him till he gave in! Big fat American whore!”

“Wendy Miller,” repeated Char. She glanced over at Booker who was gingerly feeling his jaw.

“Yeah, thought she was Queen of the Lake! Always sticking her nose in other people’s business!”

“Thanks for the name, Dulce,” Char said. “I’ll be in touch if I need you again.”

“Wendy Miller?” said Booker, who was beginning to sound more normal.

“Pretty sure she’s the vic,” said Char. “Let’s go visit the husband. You feel alright?”

“Not a hundred percent,” he said, “but good enough.”

Her partner was the best, but she didn’t flood him with praise. She knew she was half in love with him, but better he didn’t know. One good thing, since he and his wife separated, he didn’t mind working overtime. Even though he had a large extended family, she could tell he was lonely.

“Longish ride to Pittston. I’ll call him now.”

Kevin’s mother answered the door. Though she must have been nearing eighty, she seemed vigorous. “Kevin’s on his way home from work,” she said. “Have some iced tea?”

They agreed. She motioned them to the kitchen and waved at the table for them to sit. Booker’s mouth had its feeling back and he looked ravenous. As if reading his mind, Mrs. Miller sat a plate of peanut butter cookies in front of him. “Eat up,” she ordered.

“Mrs. Miller, what can you tell me about your former daughter-in-law?”

The lady looked about ready to burst. She nudged the cookie plate closer to Booker who obliged her by stuffing one into his mouth to chew on one side, and sat down. “Never could stand her,” she said firmly. “She was a trouble maker from the get-go.”

“How so?” asked Char.

She saw Booker go for another cookie. Normally, he was reserved, but since he hadn’t been able to eat since early morning, she understood his behavior.

“A busybody, a know-it-all, batshit crazy. You know they kicked her out of some women’s club up in Montblue. I don’t know what it was but she was getting everyone riled up. I knew about her from when she was in high school. I worked in the office there a few years. If a bunch of girls were ranting and raving about something, you knew right off that Wendy was in the middle of it. When Kevin said he was involved with her, I tried to warn him. He was easy pickings after his divorce. I had already moved down here to be near my sister and couldn’t do much to stop it. They lived together a couple of years and then up and got married, a quickie thing, justice of the peace. Told me after the deed was done. His own mother.”

“Did you know about her affair?”

“You mean the thing with the San Palmian? The one running that giant Airbnb that got people all riled up?”

“That’s the one,” said Booker, now able to talk clearly. Good to hear his rich, deep voice.

“Of course, I know about it. Kevin was on the phone to me about five times a day. At first, he didn’t suspect anything, just thought she was defending the underdog to the bigots around the lake. Some of them were all pissed off about the giant hotel he had going with a septic system designed for a small family, not to mention the loud music and screaming kids. I don’t think they gave two hoots if the offender was San Palmian, Chinese or Martian, they just wanted the noise stopped and no sewage leaking into the lake. But she tried to come off as Miss Holier-Than-Thou and then, I guess she and that Fabio were together too many times supposedly working on the problem and one thing led to another.”

“Did Kevin leave her right away?” asked Char.

“He put up with it for a month or two and then took a job with the natural gas company. They sent him to Texas for training. He was down there for about five months. It was about four months in to that when Wendy up and disappeared, we assumed with Fabio. His wife claimed that wasn’t true. She kept running the Airbnb off and on for a little while and said her husband had had a nervous breakdown and was recuperating with his mother back in San Palma.”

“So,” said Booker, “during all that time, no one saw Fabio at the lake?” The cookies had disappeared but one.

“That’s right.”

“And Kevin can prove he was in Texas up till her disappearance.”

"We proved all that to the police back then when she vanished,” said Mrs. Miller. “I take it you two weren’t on the force then?”

“I worked in Easton then,” said Char, “and Booker was in Scranton. They hired us two and a half years ago when they expanded here. But I’ll check the records from back then.”

Kevin Miller arrived and told them the same story he'd told the police over three years before.

“Thanks so much, Mrs. Miller. And for the cookies,” said Char when they were done.

The old lady got up without a word, opened a drawer and took out a zip bag into which she dropped a pile of the cookies and handed them to Booker. He smiled crookedly and accepted the gift.

***

At the Spring Diner in Montblue, Char chowed down on a blue cheese burger while Booker, a health nut according to Char, ate a green salad with grilled chicken. “Okay,” she said, “Kevin checked out from Officer Wolfe’s notes. We could call Kevin's old bosses down there but I think Wolfe was pretty thorough. I think we can cross Kevin off as a suspect. Other likely choices are Fabio’s wife Dulce, Fabio himself and, if the vic was hated so much, other residents of the lake.”

“I hope the people who lived around the lake then still do now,” said Booker.

Most of them did. Especially the major players, Peter and Liz Kozak and Manny Bell. Peter and Manny were now eighty and eighty-one and Liz edging toward that. Char managed to round them up at the Kozak’s large, two-story house overlooking Fisher Lake. The five of them seated themselves around the Kozak’s large kitchen table

“Are you aware,” said Char, “that the body of Wendy Miller has been removed from the property recently sold by Dulce Braga to Randell Kelly?”

“No shit,” said Manny. “So that’s where the old bitch ended up. Fitting she should be buried there, haha.” His grin was so wide it’s a wonder his face didn’t split in half.

“Manny!” admonished Liz. “You’re talking to the police! They’ll think you did it!”

“Maybe I did,” he continued to joke.

“Maybe you did?” said Booker, fully recovered from his root canal and looking his usual spiffy self.

“Nah,” said Manny, apparently not the least bit afraid of the cops. “The woman was a demon from hell, but I’m not the murdering type. Prison wouldn’t agree with me. I need my easy chair and my dog. I don’t mind that she’s dead though. How did the harpy kick it?”

“Well, according to the coroner’s report, someone strangled her,” said Char.

“And what?” said Manny. “Buried her on Fabio’s property?”

“Not exactly,” said Char. “She was found in the septic tank.”

“Holy shit,” said Manny.

Char and Booker exchanged looks and she started in on Peter. “And how did you feel about Wendy Miller, Mr. Kozak?”

He was perfectly calm. “I didn’t like the woman but would never wish her an early demise and certainly not in that horrible manner.”

“They tell me you were a plumbing contractor?”

“Yep,” said Peter.

“You would know all about getting one of those septic tank lids off.”

“Along with half or more of the county,” Peter retorted.

“My husband is a kind and wonderful person!” his wife snapped. “He would never murder someone, geesh! If there is anyone who knows how to control his temper, it would be Peter. I’m the one who gets all worked up about things, not him!”

“Maybe you didn’t like Wendy much, Mrs. Kozak?”

Liz rolled her eyes. “Seriously? A little woman in her seventies is going to take down a big fat female like Wendy Miller, dig down and open a septic tank and dump her three-ton dead body into it? Get real. And by the way, my husband has arthritis of the lower spine and does not risk injuring his back by lifting things! Surgery is the last thing he wants.”

“Do you know anyone who might want to have done Wendy Miller harm?” asked Booker.

Liz guffawed. “Apparently, a lot of people hated her. Not just here but we heard she'd been asked to leave a couple of other organizations. Kept stirring up trouble, making mountains out of molehills, causing endless meetings that went nowhere. I can’t imagine how her husband stood her.”

“Tell us about her dealings with Fabio Braga,” said Char.

Liz and Peter looked at each other. “We don’t really know,” said Peter.

“Oh, hell, we do,” said Manny. “She was always over there plotting whatever with him.”

“But maybe it was just about the septic situation,” said Peter. “She was all for protecting him from us supposed bigots.”

“I saw them once,” said Liz to Peter. “I told you about it but you said I was imagining things.”

“What do you mean, you saw them once?” said Booker.

“There’s a dirt road that cuts off from Rt. 82. The kind of road kids go out on at night to drink beer and what all. It’s a short cut from 82 to another road closer to our lake. If it’s dry out, sometimes I take it on my way home from town.”

“I told you not to,” said Peter firmly. “You could get stuck out there.”

Liz shrugged. “I know but what would life be without little risks? Anyway, her car was parked on it, off to the side, partly in the weeds and he was in it with her.”

Everyone leaned forward. “What were they doing?” said Char.

“Just sitting there, but then they would have heard and seen me coming and changed position if anything risqué were going on. The question is, what were they doing out there together?”

“What time of day was it?”

“Early afternoon on a weekday.”

“Didn’t Wendy work?”

“Yeah, some kind of administration job concerning placement of foster kids. But she worked a lot from home.”

Booker’s finger danced on his phone and brought up her old job and title. “Relatively good position,” he said.

“So,” said Char, “they had things to talk about in a secluded place. Couldn’t discuss whatever it was at their homes, apparently.”

“Yeah,” said Manny with a sly grin, “spouses might have been there.”

***

“I am so hungry today,” said Char. She and Booker were back at the station making calls and doing “paperwork,” though why they still called it that, she didn’t know. It was convenient to have an old boyfriend in the Edison, NJ police department who still felt guilty for dumping her. Milking this for all its worth, she could get him to find out info on Jersey citizens.

“We just ate a couple of hours ago,” Booker said. “Your metabolism must run a hundred miles an hour.”

“But then why am I not skinny?”

“You’re fine,” he said firmly.

“Let’s go get a bite and decide how we’re going to interview Dulce Braga.”

To do so, they would need to drive to New Jersey. According to LinkedIn, the woman worked at a travel agency in Jersey City. They checked the agency’s hours and Char said, “Road trip tomorrow?”

Meanwhile, Char received a call from the medical examiner with her report. "Definitely strangled," said Robin. "Can't get any DNA from what's left of the finger nails. Teeth show it is definitely Wendy Miller."

"Thanks," said Char, then replayed the info to Booker.

They left at eight AM and were in Jersey City by eleven. Locating the agency was another matter but eventually they found a parking place and walked in the door. Dulce Braga was at her desk with her name plate in front. They flashed their badges and she stood up.

She was no taller than five feet, if that. Probably ninety-five pounds. Not likely to have the strength to strangle a much larger woman, bind up her body and pitch her into a septic tank. Let alone get the lid off and on. Unless she had help.

“We need to know where Fabio is,” Char said.

“I told you, I don’t know. We’re divorced and not in communication.”

“What about the kids? Doesn’t he care about the kids?”

“I-I don’t know. He sort of just left them.”

“Really? Well, it says here on this paper I printed out that he makes child support payments to you from a bank in Florida. He must have employment down there to be so regular with those checks.”

Dulce was silent while several expressions passed over her face.

“Seems he’s living in Miami, driving a truck for the Serrano Brothers Market. They’re having him brought in for questioning as we speak.”

“We-we’re not together anymore, we’re divorced.”

“So why are you covering for him?”

Dulce paused, then said, “If he gets arrested or anything, I won’t get any child support. I need it to take care of the kids.”

“I understand,” said Char, “but hiding a suspect or covering for him is a crime in itself. Maybe you’d better start being honest.”

Dulce called another agent to come back to the office and cover her while she went with Char and Booker to the restaurant next door. After ordering a glass of iced tea, she started to cry.

“It’s been a nightmare. I love my kids but if I'd known how things were going to be, I sure wouldn’t have married Fabio.” She paused, then went on. “He has serious mental issues. He didn’t explain it all until after we were married. I knew he took meds but I thought it was for being bipolar which didn’t scare me but no, it wasn’t. He is paranoid schizophrenic. Hearing voices, hallucinations, the whole thing. He had them under control, but then the meds stopped working and they couldn’t seem to get it straightened out. He started to be hell to live with, started spending more and more time up at the lake working on that damn Airbnb and wouldn’t answer the phone. Then he expected me to handle the reservation stuff and all that on top of taking care of the kids and working at the agency.”

“Did he threaten you in any way when his meds weren’t working?” Booker asked.

“That wasn’t a real long period, only about six months once that started. He was up at the lake most of the time. One time I took the kids and went to my cousin’s house, but then we went back home. He never really hurt us.”

“When did the affair with Wendy Miller start?”

“About a year after we got the Airbnb up and running. People on the lake started complaining about everything. Some of them were mean. We didn’t mean to pollute the lake; we just didn’t know about that stuff. We didn’t know when the people sold us the place that the septic system was bad. We have city water here and just didn’t think about it.”

“And yet,” said Char, “You sold the place to Randall Kelly knowing the problem.”

She looked guilty. “Well…Fabio was going to have the septic tank turned into a holding tank but then everything happened and he…” She trailed off.

“He what?” said Char.

She sighed. “He did something to Wendy and he said was going far away and don’t come after him. He said he would send money and he did, after a while. It was really hard until he did but my cousins helped us”

“Back up,” said Booker. “What did he say he did to Wendy?”

She looked away. “I don’t really know. I didn’t want to know.”

“Come on, Dulce.”

She shook her head. “He didn’t like it when women got aggressive. She was pushy.”

“Did he confess to you?”

“No,” Dulce said. “He just said he had to get far away.”

“Dulce,” said Char.

“Okay, he could get nuts. I was just lucky to get a divorce. He gave me the lake house. It took six months ago to get that all straightened out so I could sell the horrible thing.”

“Did you own a house here in Jersey?”

“No, we lived…I still do…in an apartment.”

Booker said, “If you had to guess, what do you think he did to Wendy?”

She sighed deeply. “Well, since I heard she disappeared, I’m thinking what you’re thinking.”

“And why,” said Char, “didn’t the police during the original investigation think that too?”

“I don’t know,” she said.

After what felt like a never-ending ride home from New Jersey and Char had dropped Booker off at his apartment, she stayed up reading over the former investigation. Why had they dropped it without a more serious pursuit?

According to notes left by Branden Wolfe, the officer in charge at the time, it was due to pressure from a now deceased judge who'd property on the lake and then Officer Wolfe suddenly died. An aneurism or something. She called Booker to tell him.

“Why did the judge want the investigation stopped?” asked Booker hoarsely. She must have woken him up.

“Wolfe mentions that the judge’s own cottage’s septic system was the old kind, in other words a bad one, and that several other people near him had the same thing and he was sick of all the ruckus whipped up by Wendy and the others we interviewed. ‘I come to the lake for some damn peace,” he apparently told Wolfe’s higher ups. Some of them had lake cottages too, though not at Fisher Lake and they didn’t want things stirred up either. ‘We don’t have the manpower for this kind of thing,’ Wolfe’s boss told him. Probably Wolfe had planned to continue on his own time but then he died.”

“Sad story,” said Booker.

“It’s nice that I’m pretty much the boss now,” said Char.

Booker laughed.

The Miami police arrested Fabio a few days later and had him brought to Pennsylvania for arraignment. Apparently, he had confessed.

“I’m taking you out for a good dinner,” Char told Booker. “We’ll go to Cooper’s and get some decent seafood.”

Booker didn't decline.


Margaret Karmazin’s credits include stories published in literary and SF magazines, including Rosebud, Chrysalis Reader, North Atlantic Review, Mobius, Confrontation, Pennsylvania Review, The Speculative Edge, Aphelion and Another Realm. Her stories in The MacGuffin, Eureka Literary Magazine, Licking River Review and Mobius were nominated for Pushcart awards. She has stories included in several anthologies, published a YA novel, REPLACING FIONA, a children’s book, FLICK-FLICK & DREAMER and a collection of short stories, RISK


Monday, July 17, 2023

Rideshare, fiction by J.M. Taylor

 

Brett heard the fight next door even over the airplane-drone of the air conditioner. That woman on the second floor didn’t have a/c herself, so her windows were always open. Over the past few weeks, since the new boyfriend showed up, Brett and his wife had been unwilling witnesses to the whole gamut—the change from her usual 70s soft rock station to the boyfriend’s 80s hair bands, the sex, the fights, the make-up sex. Mornings, it was the clinking of bottles tipped into the recycle bin before she walked to the subway station. It got so as soon as Brett’s wife Emily saw the boyfriend’s car pull into the driveway, she’d immediately blast the window unit. She pulled the shades ostensibly to keep out the sun, though the windows faced north.

Tonight the pair started going at it almost from the time the boyfriend walked in the door. Brett watched him careen into the driveway so fast he thought the car would burst through the fence into the yard. But the thing had good breaks, and though the body rocked for several seconds after he killed the ignition, the boyfriend didn’t hit a thing.

Well, nothing outside. His huge arms seemed equal parts muscle and fat, and his belly strained against the sweat-stained T-shirt. With his shaved head, Brett considered him a walking stereotype. He stalked into the house, fury rolling off him in waves.

Brett punched 9-1-1 into his phone, ready to hit “send” if things got out of hand. She was the only tenant in the two-family house, so it was only the mice who could hear anything in the bottom unit. He wondered how the woman—who seemed to have a regular office job, generally kept to herself, and usually stayed in nights—had ended up with this loser. Brett had never spoken to her himself, though, and given the fleeting embarrassed looks he got if they ever passed each other, he didn’t think now was a good time to strike up a conversation.

It didn’t take long to discover the topic of tonight’s melee. Ten minutes after the car blew into the driveway, a police cruiser and tow truck rolled into view. The cruiser parked while the truck angled into the driveway. Brett noticed that nobody bothered to knock on the door. In fact, the cop stayed in the car, likely blasting his own a/c, until the boyfriend stormed out of the house.   

Here’s some excitement,” Brett called over his shoulder. Emily joined him at the window and handed him a glass of white. The cop blocked the boyfriend while the truck driver did his thing, apparently oblivious to the threats and insults hurled at his back. The woman watched forlornly from the front door.

He probably gets that a dozen times a day,” Emily said. As if the comment had reached the dispute outside, the woman suddenly looked up and glared at them, but Brett only took a sip of his wine. This was public, and everyone was entitled to the show.

It was all over in five minutes. The cop put up a warning finger, then reached in the car for a hard hat and handed it to the boyfriend. As if nothing were going on around him, the tow truck driver climbed back in the cab and drove off. The boyfriend’s front bumper clunked once on the curb, and was gone. The cop spoke a minute more, then he, too, left.

Now things are going to get bad,” Emily predicted.

Could go either way,” Brett countered. “It could be screaming, or screwing.”

Not with that look on her face.”

But they were both wrong. With a curt shout to the woman, the boyfriend tossed the hard hat on the grass and took to the sidewalk, in the direction of the subway.

Looks like that’s that,” Brett said. The show over, they refilled their wine glasses, watched some Netflix, and went to bed. They both had work the next day.

But that wasn’t that.

As Brett started to pull out of the driveway the next morning, he spotted the boyfriend standing on the sidewalk. Lunch in one hand, hard hat hard hat in the other, he had clearly been waiting for Brett. He gave a friendly wave, like an old friend, and jogged to the passenger door. Brett considered locking it, but had never been so aggressively rude before. He had no immediate reason to snub the guy, and besides, what might happen later if he did? Gritting his teeth, he opened the window and said, “Can I help you?”

Sure can,” the boyfriend said, opening the door from the inside and taking a seat. “Don’t know if you saw that bullshit yesterday, but the cops impounded my car. Said I had too many parking tickets. Like there’s ever enough parking at a construction site.”

Sounds pretty lousy.” Brett kept his foot on the brake. The passenger door was closed, but the guy hadn’t put on his seatbelt. Maybe he just wanted to talk.

You can say that again. And Laura doesn’t have a car, of course. You heard all about how her ex took off for Cali in it. She reported the theft, but they didn’t do a damn thing.”

No, I…”

Anyhow, Laura told me how you work at that school and it’s only like five blocks from my job, so I figured we’d be doing each other a favor if I rode with you, instead of me ordering an Uber every day.”

Brett had no idea how the woman—he never knew her name was Laura—knew he was a guidance counselor, or how giving this guy a ride would be a favor to himself, but there was nothing to be done.

Sure thing,” he said, mustering a friendly tone he didn’t feel. Almost immediately an alarm went off.

What’s that?” the boyfriend said.

Seatbelt,” Brett said, nodding at the empty socket.

Oh, right.” The boyfriend reached up for the buckle, passed it behind himself and clicked it in. That’s one way to shut the alarm, Brett thought.

Name’s Josh, by the way. Laura said you’re a good guy. I wasn’t sure, but I guess you’re all right. Even better than an Uber, huh?”

No worries,” Brett said. They passed the rest of the drive in an uncomfortable—at least for Brett—silence. Josh only spoke again when they got close to the job site. He directed Brett around a line of pick-ups and cars along the curb and on traffic islands near the gate.

See what I mean? And how the hell do they expect a guy to pay a ticket if he can’t get to work?” Shaking his head, he took his lunch and hat and got out of the car. As he slammed the door shut, a buddy walked by. They bumped fists and headed in to work. He never even looked back at Brett.

Despite a quiet night that led Brett and Emily to think the misbegotten relationship got towed away with the car, Josh was there on the sidewalk again the next morning. And the morning after that. Each time, Brett reminded himself that no good deed goes unpunished. They never spoke about what Brett might have heard or seen the previous night, no matter how loud the screaming and screwing got. Sometimes Brett even wondered if he was crazy and imagining those scenes, since Josh, for all his size and brusqueness, always had a smile and a wave, and if not a thank you, at least never said anything rude. Their rides turned into a cordial kind of limo service, without the pay and tip. And though Josh clearly felt entitled to the ride, Brett lost the sense he was being taken advantage of. At least it broke up the monotony.

After about a week, Josh climbed into his seat as usual. The seatbelt remained ever connected, but never around him. He checked a text, then reached to floor in front of him and adjusted the seat. Brett thought he’d seen something in his hand, but it came back empty after the seat moved up and back a couple of times, ending up in pretty much the same place.

All set there?” he ventured.

Hunky dory,” Josh told him. And then they were at the job site, and he was gone.

At school a few minutes later, Brett reached under the seat. Sure enough he found a baggie, similar to ones he’d pulled from more than a couple of kids’ bags. Oxy.

What the hell? Was he a mule now? Unsure of what to do, he stuffed it back under the seat.

The knowledge that he had contraband of his own hovered over Brett all day. He considered bringing it over to Laura when he got home, but again, it didn’t seem the right way to start a conversation: “Hey, I’ve been driving the guy that shouts at you. Thought you’d want to give this back to him.” Right.

Instead, Brett told Josh the next morning, “I think you dropped something.”

Yeah, thanks for watching over it. If you were an app driver, I’d give you a great rating. See, I got the call while we were on the road yesterday that inspectors were coming by. Can’t chance getting caught with that stuff.” He reached for the baggie and put it in his pocket.

Wait, that’s drugs?” As if he didn’t know. “What if I got caught?”

Josh looked at him and laughed. “When was the last time you got pulled over?”

Listen,” Brett said. “I don’t mind giving you a lift, but please don’t store that shit in my car. What if they brought the dogs to my school? They do that, you know.”

Jesus, calm down, bro. No more leaving shit in your car, all right?”

Thank you.” He’d won that round.


How much longer are you going to be his mule?” Emily asked a couple days later. The fights were raging next door.

I’m not his mule. He stored the stuff in my car for a day, and he won’t anymore.”

But even the rides. Every single morning. He owes you for gas. Look how much he’s saved on Ubers. Ask for a contribution.”

Brett shook his head. “No way. The building’s nearly done. And school’s out soon. One way or the other, it’s almost over.”

How does he get home? Maybe he should do whatever he does in the afternoon in the morning, too.”

I don’t see how I can get out of it now,” Brett said into his beer glass.

A plate shattered next door.

Find one,” Emily told him.


But a week later, the morning rides were in full swing. On Tuesday, Josh climbed in, but he didn’t have his lunch or hard hat.

Forget something?” Brett asked.

No, I banged in sick.”

Does he like my company that much?

You need to take me somewhere else,” Josh continued. “I’ll show you where.”

I need to get to school,” Brett said. But the car was moving.

Relax. You won’t be late. Go down here… and turn left there…”

In the end, Josh had led him to an industrial park. Half a dozen anonymous three-story buildings faced each other across roads that sprouted weeds and chunks of broken masonry. Brett didn’t see any cars except a moving van by the building on the far left.

Here’s good. See, you’ll still get to school on time. Adios.” He sauntered in the direction of the distant van. When Brett had turned the car around, he was still sauntering.


There was no immediate reason to connect Josh to the news later that day. Hundreds of moving vans plowed the streets every day, so really why should the particular one he saw that morning be the one that ran an armored car off the road? Anyhow, the three thieves had jumped out of the box with shotguns and loaded the money back into it. One of the guards survived, but with a concussion that would leave him permanently impaired. No witness descriptions of the perps, and besides, a thousand guys looked like Brett’s daily pax. But if it was him, then surely he’d be paying off those parking tickets.

So it was a little surprising that Josh was on the sidewalk Wednesday morning, again without his work gear.

Still sick?” Brett asked, his mouth a little dry.

You remember the way to the park, right?”

He did. This time, Josh told him to park out of view of the street, and to wait.

I need to get to school,” he argued, hating the feebleness in his whining. He was part of this now, and knew it.

When Josh got back to the car, he carried two heavy-looking duffle bags. One of them looked like a baseball equipment bag, without a bat. “Pop the trunk, will ya?” he said.

Do I want to know what’s in them?” he asked when Josh was settled next him.

In what?”

Josh directed him to a coffee shop downtown, where he got out. “You won’t need to open the trunk before you get home, will you, buddy? I got something for your wife, and what it is depends on your answer.”

Nope,” Brett answered promptly. “I could drive on a flat if I had to.”

Good boy.” He slapped the car roof, and Brett took off like the consummate hired driver.

He was already late for school. Sasha Brady would have to reschedule her appointment to go over those failing grades. But instead of heading to work, he parked at a hiking trail. His was the only car in the lot.

He popped the trunk. The two duffels were battered and dirty, as if they’d spent a lot of time on the diamond. After a quick scan of the surrounding woods, he took a rag and unzipped the smaller one, and found the stacks of bills he’d expected. He was pretty sure what would be in the equipment bag, too. Sure enough, the outside compartment, which should have held a glove and balls, instead contained a pair of pistols. Brett knew nothing about guns, but they were big and mean and told him everything he needed to know—which was not to look in the longer section.

He drove back to school with the exaggerated care of a student driver, or a drunk. He didn’t stick around after the dismissal bell.

One advantage to working 7 to 3 instead of 9 to 5 was that he avoided the rush hour traffic, and beat everyone home. Today, though, he pulled up just as Laura was emptying the latest supply of bottles into the recycling. She wasn’t dressed for work, and he briefly wondered if she and Josh were preparing to jet off to the Caribbean or wherever armored car robbers absconded to these days.

There was no way to avoid each other, so he said hello. It was the first time he’d spoken to her in the two years they’d been neighbors.

Hi,” she said, avoiding his eyes. He could see, now that he was up close, that it was more than plates that got smashed in her house. Her high collar and long sleeves didn’t quite cover all the bruises, and she moved stiffly.

I’ve been driving Josh to work,” he said. “I wanted to ask you, should I…”

Well, he needs the ride,” she said with a shrug.

No,” he said, the guidance counselor in him finally asserting itself. “I mean, if you were a student I’d be required to make a 51A report to the state, but since you’re over 18…”

Don’t,” she said. “I know you’ve heard shit over here. But it’s not as bad as it sounds. And if the police came to the door now, he told me, just a single bullet would kill us both.”

Is he here?”

She shook her head. “Of course not. He’s getting himself a car. We’ll be leaving tonight. Then your neighborhood will be quiet again.”

He didn’t bother asking her why she didn’t leave him, or made an anonymous call. He’d seen it too many times.


The apartment windows were closed, and the shades drawn. In just a few minutes, the air grew stale, then fetid. He moved to the bathroom and ran the shower. The cold water provided some relief, but not much.

He sat on the edge of the tub until he heard the front door open, then positioned himself where the open door would hide him.

Hey, Laura!” Josh called out. “Get out here!”

Josh tried the door, but it was locked. “Laura, come on out! Or you want me in there?” The knob rattled some more. It wasn’t a strong lock, and a single kick popped it open.

Brett expected that, and blocked his face as the door bounced off him.

Josh stepped into the room, stood perplexed at the empty shower.

Brett rushed him from behind, tripping him face down into the tub. Josh twisted onto his back, but Brett was ready for him. As soon as Josh was in a sitting position, he saw the barrel of the shotgun in his face.

No more ride sharing. I’m deactivating my account,” Brett told him. He pulled the trigger.

It looked a lot like a suicide. There was some question about why he would have done it with the shower running, and with his share of the loot in the next room, but Laura had been out with her good friend and neighbor Emily, and no one had seen anyone leave the house.

Not even that nosy guidance counselor watching from from next door, who couldn’t hear anything over the air conditioner.


J.M. Taylor cooks up his sinister fantasies in Boston where he lives with his wife and son. He has appeared in ToughWildside Black Cat, and AHMM, among others. His first novel, Night of the Furies, was published by New Pulp Press and his second, Dark Heat, by Genretarium. When he’s not writing, he teaches under an assumed name. You can find him at jmtaylorcrimewriter.com and on Facebook at Night of the Furies.

Tuesday, July 11, 2023

The Devil's Plus-One, fiction by April Kelly

 

Shanika Wells turned up in town seventy-two hours after Big Vic’s murder, presumably to dance on his grave. Thirteen years ago she fled this small-minded, micro burg and no local event in the interim—including her own father’s funeral—had offered lure enough to inspire a return to the scene of her miserable childhood.

Back when he still went by his hated first name, Quintus Viccolander instigated the event that bonded Shanika and me. I was a scrawny six year old that fifth-grader Quintus decided was too effeminate, so he often cornered me and called me vile names, though never within earshot of a teacher. Before the days of #MeToo and being woke, there were still certain things you couldn’t say, even to a little sissy, without getting yourself in trouble.

That particular day I was minding my own business, kicking leaves behind a big oak tree that anchored the far corner of the playground. I didn’t really mind being alone, which worked out great, since most of the other boys were not inclined to play with the wimpy kid picked last for every team in gym class. I heard a crunch of leaves and cringed, knowing instantly who had found me and what I was in for.

“Yo, turd face! ‘Sup?”

Paralyzed by the threat in his voice, I hung my head and stayed mute.

“Answer me when I’m talking to you,” he snarled, before shoving his meaty palm into my sternum and knocking me flat on my back.

“What do you want me to say?” I managed to squeak out.

“Say I’m a little fag baby. Go on, say it!”

Emphasizing the demand, he planted his feet on either side of my thighs, towering over me with an intimidatingly wide stance that would have brought on my tears, had I not seen a tiny, mean-faced Black girl silently creeping up on Quintus from behind. He bent forward to spit his humiliating order into my face again, the move positioning him perfectly for a hard, upward kick to the jewels that dropped him to his knees. I scrambled out of the way before he hit the ground, and the little girl grabbed my hand so we could run to safety together while my tormentor gagged and went fetal.

That was the beginning of the bad blood between Shanika Wells and Quintus “Big Vic” Viccolander. He didn’t dare report the incident that left him limping for days, because of the hit his bully rep would have taken when word got out he’d been bested by a first-grade girl. On the down-low, however, he opened a smear campaign that lasted till the day she blew this pop stand.

And now Big Vic reposed in the most ostentatious casket his brother Quentin (a.k.a. Little Vic) could find and Shanika had waltzed back onto the scene.

A tinkling of the antique silver bells on my door signaled the entrance of a customer, as I grappled with a blue-dyed carnation wired to a short, wooden skewer, carefully attempting to position it in the foam base of a wing-spread dove without damaging the petals of the surrounding white roses.

“I’ll be right with you,” I said, sliding the sapphire eye into place.

“No hurry, Zee.”

I whirled around. More than a decade had passed since I’d heard the voice of the only person who ever called me Zee, but it was as sweet and familiar as if we were still kids sneaking our first smoke and trash-talking our math teacher. Backlit by the late afternoon sun streaming through the glass front of my shop, her facial features were obscured, but there was no mistaking those legs and that glorious mane.

During my childhood I witnessed her hair transform from the tight cornrows and stubby pigtails her mama inflicted on her with the hopeless goal of taming the untamable, into a ragged bush of chaos after Mrs. Wells passed when Shanika was twelve. By the time she hit sixteen, however, and mastered the products and techniques to capitalize on her abundant gift, an ethereal ebony cloud perpetually framed her beautiful face, undulating languidly and seductively as she glided down the hallway between classes.

And those legs! They’d been the knobby-kneed, bony limbs of an underfed pony in kindergarten, but by junior year of high school they had morphed into what one young lothario described as a pair of wet dreams beginning on the ground and rising all the way up to heaven.

Since I had been momentarily struck dumb, my visitor oiled the machinery of conversation with a reliable classic.

“Can I buy you a cup of coffee?”

The offer was enough to snap me out of the shock at seeing my best friend after so many years.

“Nika,” I blurted out, rounding the counter and flying into her arms.

She had always been the taller half of our team, but with her four-inch heels, we connected clumsily forehead to chin until she threw her head back and laughed.

“Oh, Zee, I have purely missed you, dude. We need to catch up.”

I enthusiastically agreed, but swept my right arm wide to indicate the wreath-shaped forms covering the countertop and awaiting artfully arranged flowers of every size and color.

“I’m swamped on a deadline for a funeral tomorrow, but you can perch your fine caboose on one of those stools and I’ll bring you a cup of coffee from the back. That way I can keep working while you fill me in on everything you’ve been up to.”

Without waiting for a response, I disappeared into the nook behind the flower cooler and selected a crème brûlée brewing pod.

“Who died?” she called out from the front.

“You didn’t hear?” I spun my hand in a tight circle, as if the Keurig could interpret the gesture as a request to speed things up.

“Well, I haven’t kept a subscription to the local rag, so you’ll have to tell me the beneficiary of your floral creations.”

“The very editor of that rag, Big Vic.”

I heard her rich, throaty laugh again, this time underscored with delight.

“Please tell me ol’ Quintus’s death was protracted and painful.”

I rounded the cooler to hand her a steaming, ceramic mug.

“Well, it wasn’t as protracted as many of us would have wished, but it sure as hell must’ve been painful.”

Her face lit up, and justifiably so. Although Big Vic had done a lot of shitty things to a lot of people, he always reserved his worst for Shanika. Among the many awful stunts he had pulled over the years was starting a rumor about her alleged involvement with a fifteen-year-old boy who committed suicide. Randy Holland wrote a note saying he had no reason to live if he couldn’t be with Shanika, then hanged himself in his bedroom. By then, Big Vic had graduated and begun apprenticing for his father at the newspaper, so he enlisted Little Vic—still in our grade—to spread word at school that she had treated the boy cruelly, leading him on, teasing him, and laughing in his face when he declared his love for her.

Was it true? No. Did anyone care? Again, no. The story spread, regardless of the fact that Shanika never even had a conversation with the unfortunate boy. In fact, a few days before he took his life, she found a childishly crafted love note in her locker and handed it to me.

“Who the hell is Randy Holland?” she asked, before taking back the note and tossing it in a trash can, assuming it was someone’s idea of a joke. My guess is the kid was somewhere nearby, watching to see her response. Next thing you know, Randy’s dangling and the mean girl squad of campus influencers, envious of Shanika’s over-the-summer transformation into a breathtaking beauty, gleefully embraced and spread the Viccolander boys’ fake news spin on the tragedy.

Who they should have blamed was Big Vic, for lying, or maybe the shrink who treated the troubled teen for years. Turns out Dr. Feelgood prescribed the wrong anti-psychotic and tipped his young patient right over the edge.

Barely a year later, when a college boy died in a single car crash, speeding away in fury after seventeen-year-old Shanika turned down his unexpected proposal, Big Vic used his newspaper’s gossip column to indict an unnamed high school girl for having caused the deaths of two men. Yes, he left her name out, but he dubbed her “the devil’s plus-one,” and no one doubted the identity of the accused. The mean girls gave life to the lie, and, soon, blasé teens routinely quipped that if you invited Satan to a party, Shanika Wells would be his date. And so she slipped out of town one night with only a backpack full of thrift-shop clothes and the forty bucks I had saved from my pizza delivery job.

Shanika sipped her coffee while I poked flower stems into foam forms and repeated the snippets that had fed the rumor mill for the three days since Big Vic had been found, gruesomely murdered in his office at the Crowder County Gazette. In addition to hearing all the lurid details passed from person to person like a relay race for gossip, I possessed inside info courtesy of the smoking hot deputy I had quietly dated for months.

They found Big Vic duct-taped to his leather executive chair, covered in lumps and contusions consistent with a beating from the baseball bat discarded at the scene. He had been shot through the heart and one knee. Sadistically placed cigarette burns had caused Little Vic to upchuck his Denny’s Grand Slam when he discovered his older brother’s corpse.

“Along with the bat, they found a meth pipe and a hammer on the floor. Sheriff Cook’s working theory is a couple of tweakers wanted into the safe, but Big Vic refused to give up the combination. From the patch of scratches and gouges around the opening mechanism, it seems as though the perps went all medieval on the safe after they gave up whaling on Vic and finished him off.”

Shanika snorted in disgust, before saying “Only in this rubbish town could someone be dumb enough to think they could break into a double-walled, one-ton Amsec with a claw hammer.”

That safe had been a topic of speculation several years back when Big Vic installed it at the newspaper office. The Crowder County Gazette had fewer than eight thousand subscribers and barely broke even. So, why did it need such an enormous safe?

Some folks claimed Little Vic deposited the cash from his strip club there every night after closing, but that still would have left multiple cubic feet of empty space. Made people wonder what other unsavory pies the siblings might have stuck their dirty fingers into.

By the time the last foam circle was beribboned, beflowered and crammed into the cooler, it was almost nine, so Shanika and I headed to our favorite burger drive-through from the old days, then carried the paper bags of heart attack roulette back to her room at the Hyatt. The twentyish kid at the desk cast envious eyes on me as I walked toward the elevators accompanied by what must have looked to him like a visiting supermodel. He wasn’t old enough to have firsthand knowledge of Shanika’s sordid reputation.

We laughed, talked, reminisced and made a dent in the mini bar’s stock as I updated her on thirteen years of weddings, divorces, scandals and petty feuds, most of them involving people she once knew. And while I was forthcoming about my own life—both professional and romantic—Shanika deflected every one of my inquiries into her own travels and activities since her disappearing act one month into our senior year, after which post cards and the occasional extremely brief letter from her marked the parameters of our one-way communication. Those precious (to me) tidbits were postmarked from a different city every time, some of them exotic and foreign, so I surmised her life was way more exciting than mine.

Shortly before two in the morning, I made my excuses: early wake-up, ginormous delivery to the funeral home chapel the next day, blah-blah-blah, but as she walked me to the door of her room, I made one last attempt to glean some details about her life. Earlier, when she kicked off her shoes, I clocked their red soles and knew they had cost a small fortune. My curiosity was piqued.

“Nika, you know I would take any secret of yours to my grave, so, please, won’t you tell me the truth about where you’ve been and how you’ve been getting by?”

She leaned against the open door and gazed at me, her glistening brown soul windows unfocused after four miniature bottles of Hennessy. Lightly grazing my cheek with her perfectly manicured nails, she whispered, “Like they say in the movies, sweetheart, you can’t handle the truth.”

My own indulgence in two itty-bitty Tia Marias emboldened me.

“That’s bullshit and you know it. I was always there for you and I always will be.” Getting shut out of her life thirteen years earlier broke my heart, but her refusal to share any of it with me now that she was back piled insult on top of injury.

My reminder that I was her oldest ally and confidante must have gotten through to her, because she suddenly sighed with resignation. We stood close enough that the oaky, fruity aroma of cognac on her breath wafted into my nostrils.

“Zee, what do you think the career options are for a runaway high school drop-out who finds herself in an unfamiliar city with forty dollars and no marketable skills?”

She took a step back and swept her right hand down to draw my attention to her perfectly proportioned body, a stark reminder that, although I was immune to those formidable assets, no straight male over the age of twelve could look upon them without prurient thoughts. An understanding of what she implied caused a clenching in my gut, quickly followed by guilt for having insisted on answers to questions I had no right to ask. Before I could apologize, she barreled ahead.

“I’ll tell you what my choice was. I developed a set of skills for which very wealthy men are willing to pay top dollar.”

“Shanika,” I said, before she could go on. “I would never judge you and I don’t want to hear any more.”

“Maybe you don’t want to hear more, but you need to know the truth about me, if only to decide if you still want to be friends.

Before she could share further details, I turned and ran like the coward I am and have always been.


The day of Big Vic’s funeral, I woke with a hangover and guilt. I owed Shanika an apology for forcing her to admit to an embarrassing truth, but a vanload of floral arrangements needed delivering and I had a service to attend. Deciding I would skip out before the interment and go to the Hyatt to beg forgiveness, I scoured the flower cooler for the best of the leftovers and put together a dramatic bouquet to pair with a groveling mea culpa.

After filling the modest chapel with colorful but insincere condolence displays for a dead bully who was universally loathed, I had thirty minutes to kill before the service started, not enough time to go see Shanika, but time enough to call her. I had not thought to ask for her cell phone number the night before, as I was besotted and brainless in her presence, so I called the Hyatt and asked to be connected to her room. The dozen unanswered rings told me she either wasn’t there or did not want to speak with me.

Seated in the last row, I didn’t notice her at the service, so I followed the cars to the cemetery in case she showed up there. Again I swept my eyes over the attendees without finding her. Bored with a droning list of the deceased’s good qualities the pastor had obviously manufactured out of thin air, I let my eyes roam the acres of headstones, many of them shaded by mature trees with spreading canopies.

A flash of movement caught my eye, a swaying cloud of black hair mostly hidden behind the trunk of a huge elm tree about fifty feet away. Shanika stepped from behind the tree, but I couldn’t be sure she was looking at me until she smiled and blew a kiss in my direction. There was no way I could retreat through the crowd and go to her without drawing disapproving notice, so I anxiously waited for those first dropped long-stem roses (provided, of course, by me) and the sound of the initial shovelful of dirt hitting the gold-festooned mahogany before making my getaway.

Carrying the lavish apology bouquet into the hotel lobby, I asked the desk clerk to ring her room. Instead, he handed me a key and said he had been instructed to send me up when I arrived.

Respectful of the Do Not Disturb sign hanging on the door, I knocked. When no answer came, I had a moment of concern for her safety and quickly unlocked the door to enter a cleared-out room. No clothes in the drawers or compact hanging space. No toiletries in the bathroom. Held down by the clock radio on the nightstand was a ten dollar bill, presumably a tip for the housekeeper who would come in the next day, and a note for me.

Zachary, it was great to catch up. See you again at Little Vic’s funeral. Love always, your Nika.

The only other item on the nightstand was a matchbook from the Wander Inn, a run-down motel a mile outside of town, best known as a trysting place for lovers married to others, and an overnight stop for weary travelers who couldn’t bear another hour of driving, but didn’t want to pay the price of a decent hotel.

Why a matchbook? Shanika doesn’t smoke. I’m hypersensitive to the smell of tobacco, and would have noticed it on her breath or clothes. And what reason did she have to visit the Wander Inn? Perhaps because I had no other mementos of her brief visit, I pocketed the matches along with the note. Once home, I phoned the Wander Inn and asked for her, but was told they had no one registered under that name.

When I didn’t hear from her over the next week, I cursed myself for being an insensitive clod, but remained puzzled about why she had insisted I needed to know the truth about her if I were to remain her friend. And if she wanted me to know the truth, why didn’t she stick around long enough to convey that information? My mind went back to the matchbook I’d found. Could she have chosen a more oblique way to communicate what she felt I should know about her? Perhaps a way that spared her the face-to-face awkwardness of enlightening me about the life of a high-class call girl?

With the sleazy motel’s matchbook as my only lead, I put together a lovely arrangement of peach roses, white peonies and cascading sprigs of Lily-of-the-Valley. If Shanika was staying at the Wander Inn under a different name, the bouquet would be my personal apology; if she wasn’t in residence, a delivery of flowers would justify requesting information from the staff.

Wearing my short-sleeved work shirt with Zach’s Floral Creations embroidered on the breast pocket, I approached the slacker watching TV behind the stained and scratched counter.

He didn’t bother looking up from whatever athletic competition was inspiring the tinny roar of enthusiastic fans, when I said: “Delivery for Ms. Shanika Wells.”

“No one here by that name.”

“Maybe she’s using a different name.”

“Nah. She used her real name when she was here, but she ain’t here anymore.”

Okay, first clue. I asked if I could check the register to see the dates of her stay.

“Knock yourself out,” he said, flailing one hand in the direction of a worn, spiral notepad at the end of the counter, without taking his eyes off the TV screen. “Go! Go! Go, you son of a bitch,” he shouted, his involvement deep enough that I could have easily made off with something valuable, had their been anything of value in the shabby office.

Paging backwards in the notepad, I found Shanika’s name. She had checked in four days prior to Big Vic’s murder, and checked out three days after it. Her departure date coincided with the day she checked into the Hyatt, the day I had assumed she blew into town.

She obviously had enough money to stay at a nicer place than the Wander Inn, so why did she spend a week there before moving over to what passes locally for a luxury hotel? What reason would she have to obfuscate her arrival date?

Unless—?

A sickening suspicion compelled me to parse every word she said to me during her brief stay.

Only in this rubbish town could someone be dumb enough to think they could break into a double-walled, one-ton Amsec with a claw hammer.

Had I mentioned the safe was an American Security product? I didn’t think so. And, even if I did, how would she know it was double-walled and weighed one ton? For that matter, was she merely guessing the hammer was a claw, as opposed to a club style or ball peen? Or did she know because she was present at the scene?

I developed a set of skills for which very wealthy men are willing to pay top dollar.

My immediate assumption had gone to the prurient, the obvious. And I thought it was the shame of being a prostitute that caused her to demur when I asked her outright about her life. Now I wondered if it wasn’t shame, but fear, that kept her silent, made her willing to reveal her secret in only the most roundabout way. If I took my suspicions to Sheriff Cook—which, of course, I would never do—could he connect her to the bat, the meth pipe or the gun that killed Big Vic ?

The sloppy crime scene indicated incompetence, the careless leavings of a couple tweaked out meth-heads. But maybe it had been designed to look like something other than what it was: a calculated, ruthless hit. I recalled the cigarette burns, telling myself there was no way Shanika could have deliberately inflicted such torture on another human being, even one as scummy as Quintus “Big Vic” Viccolander, who, along with Quentin “Little Vic” Viccolander, had made her life a living hell for more than a decade: called her the N-word; lied about having had sex with her; accused her of not just using, but selling drugs.

Desperately searching for a shred of proof she was a lady of the evening, not a killer for hire doing off-the-books work for her own revenge, I came up empty.

But then, I recalled her note on the night stand at the Hyatt, and suddenly knew without a doubt what she did for a living.

See you again at Little Vic’s funeral. Love always, your Nika.


 April Kelly is a former TV comedy writer (Mork & Mindy, Webster, Boy Meets World, ad nauseum) who now writes short fiction. Her work has appeared in Down & Out Magazine, Shotgun Honey, Mystery Weekly (now Mystery Magazine), Tough Crime, Mysterical-E, Floyd County Moonshine, DASH Literary Journal and many other publications. Her story Oh, Here! won enough money to buy a car (toy, plastic, model: Dollar General) in the Mark Twain royal Nonesuch Humor Contest.